Some theories

I thought I'd share a few theories I have about things:

• If you buy an item that comes with 50% extra free (or similar offer), then the free part has no calories. for example, if you buy a 6 pack of chocolate mousses that comes with 2 extra, then the extra ones are free of calories. This applies to all things, like chocolate, cake, biscuits, ice cream, sweets etc. 
• Broken biscuits have no calories because the calories have fallen out. 
• Chips taste much better when eaten off someone else's plate
• My chocolate bars are not for sharing but yours are
• Some women should not be allowed to drive, especially the ones who drive ridiculously large 4x4s and don't know how to handle them
• Cat cuddles cure all woes
• A good hug from someone you love is enough to remind you that you're cherished
• Regularly doing something you greatly enjoy improves your quality of life, be that sewing, sports, travelling, reading, cooking or gardening
• Technology is wonderful until it stops working 
• Even the most intelligent of people need to watch trashy telly sometimes
• Everyone should have at least one friend who they can call in the middle of the night and it not be a problem
• Everyone should have at least on friend that makes them laugh so har it makes their belly hurt
• A vase of flowers can cheer you up, even if they are not your favourite blooms
• Giving flowers feels just as good as receiving them
• If you eat the same number of vegetables as you do cakes, that is a fairly balanced diet

I hope that's cheered you up ready for the weekend!